February 2011
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my stepdad is watching glenn beck
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mysterysongs:
alegriyya asked: Where's the best place to have sex?
alegriyya asked: So you're about ready to have sex when he realizes he doesn't have a condom and you're not on the pill. You're both reeeeeaaaally desperate. Would you still do it/what would you do instead?
alegriyya asked: On average, what % of your daily thoughts are sex-oriented?
alegriyya asked: Would you rather give or get oral?
alegriyya asked: Would you rather do it with ...
A cute, fit Southern gentleman or a kind of smelly, inconsiderate but still hot Englishman?
A cute, fit Southern gentleman or a kind of smelly, inconsiderate but still hot Englishman?
alegriyya asked: Would you have sex with another lady if you had the chance?
(Tell me if you want less TMI questions)
(Tell me if you want less TMI questions)
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my roleplaying life
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the waiting begins
three minutes
five minutes
ten minutes
fifteen minutes
twenty five minutes
see that they’re offline; they probably fell asleep or forgot about the rp or died
THEY REPLY FINALLY
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aaaaand repeat forever
Whenever I hang out with my best friend
beefcheeks:
desdoblament-de-la-personalitat:
When we first see each other:
When we make jokes:
When we eat food: When we wrestle: When we jam out to our song: And when we have to part:
I love my best friend
Except for the eating. xD
this is exactly us
Watchcount-fagula:
papaunf:
steppingonroses:
a-wang:
istehlurvz:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
-amadeus:
amq:
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
My prayers have been answered.
ALWAYS REBLOG.
ALWAYS.
sajfgsdkf
yessssssssssssssssssssss
…. Tagging this to have forever.
fdfasgasf
dammit tumblr y u so distractingly awesome
can you guys all reblog with slang from your...
beefcheeks:
bigtunahalpert:
henry-detamble:
saveabroomrideaweasley:
forfuckssake:
henryclay:
craiggilner-:
hermi0ne:
neck yourself
real nigga shit
do work
pecker
goin hard / do work
deuces
you tight
that’s so cash
my major is blahblahblah, i have to write an essay on soandso, midterms, finals, financial aid, scholarships-
am i doin it rite?
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the bad thing about listening to love songs when you don’t have a crush, is you don’t know who to think about when you hear it
and so you think of your otp
or is that just me
yeah, definitely just me
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Everyone who is over 16 and doesn't have a...
everyonesahero:
quillsandthrills:
yellowbackpack:
forestmagic:
needlebug:
Soon! Soon!
I reeeally don’t want to get a license/permit for various reasons…but it seems like I’ll have to once I start college since the school is on the other side of town and I’ll have to drive myself. Aaack. :/
I have a permit but no license, for an extensive list of personal reasons. And I don’t...
Reblog if you have an enormous penis
5 meters
Watchhorrorofourlove:
flatbarnacle:
sharpieontheskin:
neonninja16:
doctorofthinkology:
mario-:
katiefuckingdrew:
fuckyeahzaccary:
jupiterstorm:
kaseyisnotw:
ryannxp:
OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D
<33333333333333333333333333333333
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TEARS. FALLING FROM MY EYES. LIKE RAIN. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY.
OOOOH...
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i think 'single awareness day' is really stupid
there’s a fine line between being single, and being so butthurt about being single that you want to make people ‘aware’ about your misery in your singleness
people know you’re single; you don’t need to go parading around on valentine’s day, preaching your forever aloneness, because you don’t have roses and chocolates and cuddles
not directing it towards...
alex-coburn:
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there’s this dude who sits with my friend and i at lunch
he isn’t super drop-dead gorgeous, but he isn’t ugly either
he seems kind of cool; he wears zelda and star wars stuff
i kind of want to talk to him and be friends but i’m so awkward that i sit there like
just staring at his shirt and trying to think of something to say
aaaand then he leaves and i’m like...
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
floobyisaderp:
abcdefghijkllove:
PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME IF YOU DON’T REBLOG
INSTANT REBLOG
If you don’t reblog, expect to be unfollowed.
:c poor baby
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January 2011
Bold what applies →
I am a boy. I am a girl. I think I’m ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a...
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