Popular slang in Danish for having your period is “Der er kommunister i lysthuset”, or, “There are communists in the funhouse”
i just misread eva longoria as eva braun
and i was like “why is she in the news……..”
i was sorely disappointed
i was texting a friend and i meant to write “my cookie jar is a rooster” but it came out as “my cookieland is a cock”
i have seen such an ellipses-filled text in my life
im gonna do this
dude, they have green.
that’s pretty chill.
kay so hows about we stop generalizing that all christians are bigots who hate homosexuals and shove their religion down other people’s throats
because guess what?
not all of us are like that