October 2011
Fun fact of the day:
Popular slang in Danish for having your period is “Der er kommunister i lysthuset”, or, “There are communists in the funhouse”
i just misread eva longoria as eva braun
and i was like “why is she in the news……..”
i was sorely disappointed
I find it strange that I'm still in September while other people have been in October for a while now.

i was texting a friend and i meant to write “my cookie jar is a rooster” but it came out as “my cookieland is a cock”
i have seen such an ellipses-filled text in my life
Play Pokemon games online
im gonna do this
dude, they have green.
that’s pretty chill.
kay so hows about we stop generalizing that all christians are bigots who hate homosexuals and shove their religion down other people’s throats
because guess what?
not all of us are like that










